Maikaʻi naʻe, me he mea lā, ua ʻā wale nā ʻū i ka ʻauʻau, a ua mākaukau wau no ka hana! A ʻo ka ʻoluʻolu o kāna ʻuʻu ʻana mai iaʻu, no ke aha i hana ʻole ai ke kāne i kāna dick ma waena o kēlā mau tits nani ma hope o ka hana puhi? Ua nalo i kahi manawa maikaʻi. A ma ka moa e like me ke kuʻi ʻana, akā naʻe, laki ke kanaka. A he hemahema hou ma ka ʻaoʻao o ke kanaka - ua ʻike maopopo ʻia ka wehe ʻana o ka anus a noi i ka moa! A ʻaʻole i ʻike ke kanaka, ma muli paha o ka leʻaleʻa i nā manawa āpau i pani ai i kona mau maka?
Eia ka hai pololei. ʻO wai o ʻoukou e hiki ke kūʻē inā makemake koke kekahi hoa hana ʻōpio (ʻo ka ʻōmaʻomaʻo a i ʻole ka ʻulaʻula) i ka moekolohe (ua ʻeha ʻo ia, ʻaʻole hiki ke pale aku) a hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hoʻopilikia iā ʻoe. ʻAʻohe mea i loko o ke keʻena koe wale nō, a ʻaʻole ʻoe manaʻo e paʻi iā ia, a i ʻole "