Manaʻoʻo Blondie iā Santa Claus - ʻo wai ka mea e lawe mai i kahi kikoʻī no $100 ma kahi reindeer? A no ka hoʻomaikaʻi ʻana iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo, makemake ʻo ia e like me kahi wahine ʻo New Year's Eve! Inā ʻo wau ʻo ia, ʻaʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻole - a no kaʻu mau kālā pū kekahi. No laila ua hana ʻo ia i kona waha no ka nui o ka nui! A manuahi ka ʻai ma ke alelo!
ʻO kahi ʻekolu me nā kaikamahine ʻelua he kumuhana maikaʻi loa no ke kāne maoli. A ʻoi aku ka nani o nā kaikamahine ʻelua e like me kēia. Nui ka makemake o nā brunettes, wehe lākou iā lākou iho, hoʻonāukiuki i ke kāne ponoʻī, ʻike maopopo lākou i kā lākou makemake. He akua ka mimi ʻelua, hoʻokahi moa e omo ana a me nā kinipōpō ʻē aʻe. I loko koke o ka anus me ka haki ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau. Aloha au i ka wā e ʻike ai nā kaikamahine a ʻaʻole pono i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo.
No kekahi uku i kēia manawa ua mākaukau kēlā me kēia malihini e wehe i kona ʻaʻahu, hohola i kona mau wāwae a omo i ke kāne mua āna i hālāwai ai. ʻO kēlā me kēia kaikamahine nani i nāwaliwali i ka maka ke ʻike ʻo ia i nā kālā i mua ona. ʻAʻole wau makemake e lilo i mea kiʻi kiʻi no ka mea he ʻoihana paʻakikī ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i nā lua ʻike ʻole ʻia. ʻOiaʻiʻo hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohana i ka condom, akā ʻaʻole mālama mau ka lāʻau i ka lā.
Ua hoʻopili ʻia ka nani liʻiliʻi i loko o ka pōʻai! ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu pehea ʻo ia e lawe ai me ka ʻakaʻaka maikaʻi ma kona mau maka.