Hele mai me ka nānā ʻana a ʻaʻole i manaʻo e haʻalele ke kāne i ka wahine makua me nā uʻi nani no ka moe kolohe, palu mua ʻo ia i kona mau uʻi nui nani, ʻaʻole huikau ka wahine a moni i kāna ʻiʻo nui me kona waha. Ma hope o ka hahau nui ʻana, ua ʻona ke kāne i kāna sperm. ʻO ka pinepine ka hele ʻana o kēlā mau wahine i nā kāne e hoʻopaʻa ʻia i nā lua āpau a hauʻoli i ka moe poina ʻole.
He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!
ʻAe, e hoʻouna koke aku wau iā ʻoe