I kēia manawa, hoʻopaʻa wale lākou i nā moa maʻamau i ka asshole! He mea hoʻomanaʻo o ka wā kahiko ka waha. Eia kekahi kanaka makua i hopu i kekahi kahu hale nana i hana me ka vibrator ma mua o ka mop a hookui i kona pahu i kona hoki. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hoʻoneʻe i kahi kuʻemaka!
ʻAʻole paʻakikī wale ka granite o ka ʻepekema, akā wela a me ka mānoanoa. I kekahi manawa, kuha ka waiu. ʻO ia ke ʻano i kuʻekuʻe ʻia e kēia haumāna. Laki!