Kahaha mānoanoa hoki i loko o kahi liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi o ka wahine, maikaʻi o ka mea hoihoi koke e hana iā ia i ka anus! ʻO ia ʻano hiʻohiʻona e hoʻonāukiuki koke iā ia, he ʻano kino leo ʻokoʻa. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu me ka labia wale nō, no ka mea, ua kikoo loa lākou, ʻaʻole hiki! Ma ke ala, ʻo kona anus ma hope o ka moekolohe ʻana me he tunnel no kahi ala kaʻa pāʻani. Akā, he aha ka ʻike moe kolohe i loaʻa i kēia lede ʻōpio, ʻaʻole hiki ke hilinaʻi ʻia!
He aha nā mākaʻi pohihihi i kēia mau lā, ma lalo o kekahi kumu e hele ai lākou i ka lāʻau kī. A maikaʻi loa ka wahine hale, hele pū wau iā ia. He kanaka holomua loa ʻo ia, hāʻawi ʻo ia iaʻu i nā lua āpau me ka pilikia ʻole. ʻAe, makemake wau i wahine wahine e like me ia! Laki kāne, aia ʻo ia ma kahi kūpono i ka manawa kūpono, ua hoʻopaʻa maikaʻi ʻo ia iā ia.
E hele mai e ʻike iā mākou... Inā makemake ʻoe i ka ʻino loa...