He ākea ākea loa! Ua like ka nui o ka anal me he kumu lāʻau a e kau ana kona labia i waho e like me ko ke kupuna wahine! ʻEhia ka nui o kāu e hoʻomake ai i kahi wahine ʻōpio e hoʻomohala i kāna mau puka e like me ia? ʻOiaʻiʻo, he nani ʻo ia ma kona kino, akā he aha ka maikaʻi inā ua hoʻomaʻamaʻa mua ʻo ia mai nā ʻaoʻao āpau a hiki i ka palena? No ka laʻana, e ʻōlelo kākou me ka penis liʻiliʻi e hoʻopaʻa ʻoe iā ia no nā hola a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hele mai no ka mea, ʻaʻohe hakakā. Ua kapa ʻia ʻo ka lele ʻana me ka puʻupuʻu!
No laila, e ʻōlelo kākou ua loaʻa ʻo ia i ka wahine hoʻokamakama a ua ʻae ʻo ia e hoʻokamakama iā ia no ke kālā. ʻO wai ʻaʻole, akā no ke aha ʻo ia e pale ʻole ai iā ia iho? No ka nui o kāu wehewehe ʻana i ka poʻe i ka pōʻino o ka moe kolohe ʻole me ka hoa pili ʻole, hele hou lākou! ʻO wau iho, loaʻa iaʻu nā condom me aʻu, loaʻa pinepine nā wahine inā makemake lākou i ka moekolohe!