Ua hauʻoli ʻo ia i ka kono ʻana o ka negro iā ia i ka lāʻau - lele ʻo ia me ka hauʻoli! A e noʻonoʻo ʻoe, ʻo ia ka mea nāna i nīnau iā ia, a ua like ʻo ia, "Ua maikaʻi! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua ʻike nā mea a pau o ka uni i kona ʻano nui - no laila holo nā moa e hauʻoli i kā lākou mau lua. Ua hāʻawi pū kēia brunette i kāna hoki a ʻaʻole naʻe i manaʻo i kona wā i komo ai. A laila e lawe kekahi nerd i wahine hoʻokamakama e like me ia i wahine.
ʻO ia ka hana a nā kaikamahine i loko o nā halepaku ākea - puhi lākou iā lākou iho i loko o ka asshole! A laila puka mai lākou me ka hauʻoli a me ka hana ʻana me he mau moa maikaʻi! ʻO wai ka mea i lohe ʻole i ka moekolohe a ʻaʻole hiki ke loaʻa iā ia i loko o ka hoki. He mea wahahee!
Kupaianaha na maka o kela bebe! He mea maikaʻi ke nānā aku iā ia me kāna moa i loko o kona waha e nānā ana i luna. A ua liʻiliʻi iki ka moa o kēia ʻulaʻula e kipa. Akā naʻe, ua huki ʻo ia i kāna ʻāpana pulu ma luna. ʻO nā umauma weliweli i kēia holoholona, ua ninini wau i kāna cum ma luna ona me ka hauʻoli!